What a shock. “‘The Simpsons’ The Complete Fifth Season” DVD Set will hit stores December 21st. That’s mere months after the Forth Season hit store. Maybe they finally heard the cry of fans that “I want to get all the seasons sets before I die!” With “The Simpsons” at 16 seasons and going strong it still may be an impossibility. Here the episodes we finally get to own …
“Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”
“Cape Feare”
“Homer Goes to College”
“Rosebud”
“Treehouse of Horror IV”
“Marge on the Lam”
“Bart’s Inner Child”
“Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” [One of favorites!]
“The Last Temptation of Homer”
“$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)”
“Homer the Vigilante”
“Bart Gets Famous”
“Homer and Apu”
“Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”
“Deep Space Homer”
“Homer Loves Flanders”
“Bart Gets an Elephant”
“Burns’ Heir”
“Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”
“The Boy Who Knew Too Much”
“Lady Bouvier’s Lover”
“Secrets of a Successful Marriage”
Author: Chas.
Blah, Blah, Blah
Blah, blah, blah. Been in a foul mood since Saturday. Seems like everyone around me is able to get what they want. Maybe I am too much of a “nice guy.” Maybe I should have kissed him when he said, “Don’t try and kiss me.”
Changing subjects …
I have discovered that I don’t like dealing with molding. Grrr. Is it ever a pain in the ass! Though using the miter saw does make my cock feel much bigger.
Last night, the electrician showed me what I had done wrong when I almost blew up the house while rewiring. Pretty simple if you toss out all you think you know about hot wires and neutral wires. Mmmmm, hot wires.
Out Today
New toys make life (somewhat) bearable.
Shopping List
Things that I gotta remember to buy this weekend:
1. Toothpaste
2. Shower Cleaner
3. “Harsh Realm” DVD Set
4. Porn
5. New Cock Ring or Strap
Painting Fun
Heaven forbid that you think I have stopped work on the house. Now you can thrill to more home improvement photos. Yipee!
As you can see, I have added a stripe going around the room. The first step (of course) is to tape off where the stripe is gonna go.
Next, the stripe gets painted in. Yes. It was as much fun as you think it would be.
Pull that tape off and waddaya got? I nice green stripe goin’ around the room. All that I need to do now is to get the molding painted, put up and this little project will be history.
And, yes. For certain of you fellas out there (you know who you are), I wore my jock while doing the painting of the stripe. A solo video waiting to happen? Eh, probably not.
About Last Night
Just how great was the Concrete Blonde show last night? Words can’t even begin to describe it. Johnette Napolitano is a goddess. I want to have her children.
After the show I got to chatting with the attractive couple (guy and gal) next to me (see I do actually talk to strangers in public). The boyfriend was very drunk and cute. He was so happy to have seen the band play. It’s his birthday today, so he had been celebrating. When I informed them that my birthday was Wednesday, the girlfriend hugged me a gave be a big ole smooch. She said all birthday boys got hugs and kisses. I guess you gotta take it where you can get it.
What The?!?
So, let’s just imagine that you’re a straight fella and you have a good guy friend who you know is crazy over you. Would you send a birthday e-mail like the one pictured above? See. It comes complete with a wink 😉 and a photo entitled “my_cock.jpg.” How cheeky. It’s a picture of a rooster. Funny, is it not?
Thanks!
A big “Thank You!” to all who wished me “Happy Birthday” yesterday. It was a pretty low-key day … but that is not necessarily a bad thing. I received a few cards (paper and e-mail), more than my share of Simpsons merchandise, the DVD of Firefly,” makings for fresh pesto and some beer. All in all a pretty nice day. Tonight I get to go see Concrete Blonde at The Peel. Yes! It should be sweet even though I am having to go by myself.
One the other hand, my inbox here at work made me unhappy this morning. More on that later …
You Want It …
Checking out the five star atmosphere
You want some expertise
If you got treasure a-payin’ for the pleasure
It’ll bring you to your knees
Silicone romance, what’s your name fancypants?
Got your eye on the employees
Forget about the reel-in, talk about the feelin’
Solid gold … oh, my God what’s this?
I saw the bedroom toys and now I’m stallin’
I can’t believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys and now I’m crawlin’
I learned to improvise
You want it… you got it… now what you gonna do with it?
Duran Duran – “Bedroom Toys”
YES!
So … who’s a big ole dork on his birthday?
Meanwhile …
I was in the Post Office a little earlier today to get stamps and get some bills mailed. While I was sticking the stamps an older gentleman (who I don’t know from Adam) came over and started talking to me about “Sweeney Todd.” He asked if attendance had been better, and I said it had pick up since the first weekend. He then proceeded to tell me about how he had no idea why we picked “Sweeney Todd.” I was informed that he thought the show was “abysmal” … that was the word he used … and that all the folks sitting around him hated it as well. He then launched into how he and his wife went to Flat Rock Playhouse all the time and that we should be more like them. I guess that means we should perform the same ole tried and true shows that every other group in the area does. I can’t even count the number of time crap like the “The 1940’s Radio Hour” has been done in WNC. Geez. He proceeded to tell me that I shouldn’t take it personally. Fucker.
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In Dreams
Grrrr. The Man‘s mention of jock straps in a comment yesterday made me dream last night of wearing jock straps just for his viewing pleasure. Its was a black jock and I was trying to stealthily put in on with people all around me. Can you tell someone needs a date … or a good lay?