Oh, it’s a wonderful day. My semi-expensive Canon PowerShot S1 IS Digital Camera has apparently bit the dust. I’ve not even had it two years.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Oh, it’s a wonderful day. My semi-expensive Canon PowerShot S1 IS Digital Camera has apparently bit the dust. I’ve not even had it two years.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
In answer to Myke:
Yesterday’s image is from “Hellraiser” … near the end of the film … when Frank get pulled to bits by the Cenobites.
Pulled. To. Bits.
I was a little “uppity” yesterday.
I am still a little “uppity” today.
Drama Queen?
I have been called that.

So, Dictator Bush made his speech last night. It made me ill listening to it. All the outright lies and misdirection. I wonder how many of my fellow Americans bought what he said about heath care reform, about current envornmental policies, about illegal wiretaps, about the War for Oil, about “No Child Left Behind” … and so many other things.
What I found the most troublesome is that Dictator Bush again used the tragedy of 9/11 to justify his totalarian state and illegal activities.
It is said that prior to the attacks of September the 11th, our government failed to connect the dots of the conspiracy. We now know that two of the hijackers in the United States placed telephone calls to al Qaeda operatives overseas. But we did not know about their plans until it was too late. So to prevent another attack — based on authority given to me by the Constitution and by statute — I have authorized a terrorist surveillance program to aggressively pursue the international communications of suspected al Qaeda operatives and affiliates to and from America.
So, let’s just forget that it was Dictator Bush who sat in that classroom in Florida listening to children read while the events of 9/11 unfolded.
“It is said … our government failed.”
Indeed, Dictator Bush. Our government failed on that day and is continuing to fail as you and your buddies line their pockets with money, rape the environment, send soldiers to their deaths so you can proclaim “Democracy for All” all while letting middle and lower income Americans slip further and further behind.
Yes. “The state of our Union is strong.”

Hello again Mr. Evans,
It’s been a while since I have written to you. I must say that I was very disappointed that you didn’t come visit me last year. I imagine that you just were very busy with all the media buzz created by the release of “Fantastic Four.” (Pssst … you were the only good thing in that movie.)
I hope that my rants about Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t scare you off as well. I like Jake and he’s got the talent and he’s gorgeous and all … but there is something really, really special about you, Mr. Evans. Maybe it’s your eyes. Maybe it’s those luscious lips. Maybe it’s that super-toned, fuzzy body that you have. Golly. I could look at you shirtless all damn day.
So, again … know that you are welcome in the mountains of North Carolina any ole time you feel like dropping by. I guarantee that your stay would be more than memorable ’cause we know all about “hospitality” here in the mountains. I might even let you out of my clutches house long enough to see some of the sights as well.
Sincerely,
Chas.
This news is no big surprise. It makes me feel sick.
Dictator Bush gives his “State of the Union” speech tonight where he will no doubt reaffirm to “head-in-the-sand” Americans that his War for Oil is just, the War on Terror is being won and that his totalitarian vision is the right one for this country.
Makes you wonder just what Abe Lincoln would think if he could see what his party has become and what “they” are doing to a nation that is getting worse and worse every day.

Tobe Hooper’s remake of “The Toolbox Murders” is yet another one of those remakes that has nothing really to do with the original film other than the killer has a fettish for power tools.
Director Tobe Hooper’s gory “retooling” of the late ’70s chiller centers on a young couple (Angela Bettis and Brent Roam) who move into an old run-down L.A. apartment complex, only to find out that the structure is under the influence of an evil supernatural force that uses all manner of home improvement equipment to commit a grisly massacre.
I liked this movie a lot. It’s not the greatest horror movie ever made, but it far surpasses what is being churned out by the Hollywood cookie cutter. “Toolbox Murders” delivers all the gritty chills and violence that movies like “Hostel” and “Saw” promise and then never deliver. Hooper uses a nice creepy locale (the now demolished Ambassador Hotel) and a lot of visual misdirection for some really cheap thrills. Also on tap, are quite a few messy deaths involving the aforementioned power tools. The cast is very solid, led by a really solid performance by Angela Bettis. Sheri Moon even pops up in a nice bit part and is actually quite good (not so over-the-top like her performances in Rob Zombie’s two films). My major complaint would be the “supernatural” aspect of the film. I can get behind that the Lusman Arms was built with Satanism and evil in mind. It would have been more interesting if the “supernatural” aspects had been more misdirection rather than the final explanation for the killer and his wicked ways. ‘Cause I don’t like that you never find out just why a supernatural being would have a power tool fettish. That makes it kinda silly … until he saws the top of someone’s head off with a hand-held circular saw. Now that, I like!
Bottom Line:
Somewhat flawed but definately worth checking out.

I watched Wes Craven’s “New Nightmare” last night and enjoyed it for the most part. I was interested in seeing it since it’s not a “sequel” to the original “A Nightmare on Elm Street” and has gotten more good praise than bad. The movie is set in the “real world” and follows actress Heather Langenkamp (Nancy from the original “Nightmare”) ten years after the making of the first film. She’s married, has a child and seems to be being stalked by a rabid “A Nightmare of Elm Street” fan. Of course, she starts see Freddy Kruger everywhere she goes and becomes convinced that he’s trying to kill her family so he can come out of the “movie” and into “real world.” It’s an interesting premise to turn the reality of Freddy Kruger in on itself and the movie does have some really good scenes and scares. I particularly like the sub-plot of Los Angeles having one earthquake after another for no real reason. It mirrors Heather’s unsettled mind. Yeah, it sounds silly, but it works. And it’s fun to see Robert Englund, Wes Craven and assorted other “Nightmare” alumni play themselves. What didn’t really work for me was the climax of the film. It’s ok and certainly doesn’t ruin the movie. I think that rooting the movie’s premise abd conclusion totally in Heather’s psychology would have made for a far more interesting conclusion.
Bottom Line:
Worth seeing for it’s clever reinvention of the “A Nightmare on Elm Street” story line.
(Hell, you might even like the ending more than I did.)

Hi all! So, how was your weekend? Mine was pretty nice. Ten of my friends (and myself, of course) trekked off to Fairy Stone State Park in the great ole state of Virginia. We were a little disappointed as we were booked into two of the cedar-sided cabins which are newer and thus a little nicer than the more rustic log cabins … but what can ya do. Friday night everyone was social with beer, wine and a roaring fire in the fireplace. Saturday was a relaxing “do nothing day” with breakfast, books and puzzles and relaxing out in the sun (it was near 60 degrees and sunny). I managed to finish Stephen King’s “Cell” and got started on Chuck Palahniuk’s “Survivor.” Michael, Preston and Michelle romped off for a hike late in the afternoon, but I was just too damn lazy. I did get out and walk a little around the cabin area. Got some late afternoon pictures of the trees and lake. It was quiet and peaceful. Saturday night we had a tasty turkey dinner and discussed politics which put me to sleep. Politics are a dull topic when everyone in the room feels the same way. We really needed a “Republican” or two to have ganged up on. Sunday was breakfast, cleaning the cabin, packing and traveling back to the ole homestead. In the car on the way back I finally came up with a “plot” for the porno film I want to script (that’s a post for another time) and a great name for a “no plot as of now” porno. Now to write the suckers (pun intended). Yup.
Cabin Trip Weekend for 2006 is now history.
Look below for the photo link.
Those in attendance this year: Micheal, J., Indigo, Mary Jo, John, Jeff, Kelly, Preston, Suzanne, Michelle and Chas.
Photo Gallery:
Cabin Trip (Fairy Stone State Park, VA), January 2006
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This week has somehow managed to fly by and feel like it’s lasted forever. Sheesh.
This Week’s Highlights:
1. “Cell” by Stephen King
2. A Chuck Palahniuk Lust Fit
Ummm. Yeah, that’s about it.
This Weekend’s Plans:
1. Fairy Stone State Park in Virginia
Yup. The annual cabin trip is here, so it’s off to ole Virginy for the next couple of days. Should be a fun trip (except for the 4+ hour drive) as there are ten of us making the trek. But, something tells me there won’t be any cool “The Evil Dead” kinda action going on. Maybe I should take ye ole Ouija board? I feel almost certain that some photos (in a kickin’ SimpleViewer Gallery) will make their appearance here on Monday.
Flipside, people.
Busy day.
Enjoy some late 70’s and late 80’s.
Public. Image. Limited!
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Charles Michael “Chuck” Palahniuk (born February 21, 1962) is an American satirical novelist and freelance journalist living in Portland, Oregon. He is best known for the award-winning novel “Fight Club,” which was later made into a film directed by David Fincher. He has one of the largest centralized followings of any author on the Internet, based around his official web site. His writings, similar in style to those of such peers as Bret Easton Ellis, Irvine Welsh, and Douglas Coupland, have made him one of the most popular novelists of Generation X. Some of his other novels include “Invisible Monsters,” “Survivor,” “Lullaby” and “Haunted.”

Chuck Palahniuk is totally hot.