{"id":9746,"date":"2024-03-26T12:30:31","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9746"},"modified":"2024-03-26T12:30:31","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T16:30:31","slug":"jake-break-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9746","title":{"rendered":"Jake Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9745\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=9745\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?fit=1466%2C937&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1466,937\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jake!\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?fit=660%2C422&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-9745\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?resize=660%2C422&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Jake!\" width=\"660\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?resize=1024%2C654&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?resize=400%2C256&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?resize=768%2C491&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?resize=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?w=1466&amp;ssl=1 1466w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/JakesDrill.jpg?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hello, Jake!<\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s been a while since I have reached out to you. I am sorry that I haven&#8217;t seen your new movie, <em>Roadhouse<\/em>, yet. I have seen your &#8220;getting in shape for the movie&#8221; training video though. Dang! It&#8217;s too bad you shaved your chest hair but I guess you can be forgiven for that. And know, if you ever need something to drill other than your forearms, you can always hit the &#8220;contact me&#8221; link in the menu.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Chas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, Jake! I know it&#8217;s been a while since I have reached out to you. I am sorry that I haven&#8217;t seen your new movie, Roadhouse, yet. I have seen your &#8220;getting in shape for the movie&#8221; training video though. Dang! It&#8217;s too bad you shaved your chest hair but I guess you can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-2xc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9749,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions\/9749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}