{"id":940,"date":"2004-02-02T09:52:50","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T17:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=940"},"modified":"2026-09-24T11:15:22","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T15:15:22","slug":"that-wardrobe-malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"That Wardrobe &#8220;Malfunction&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--107573400015985295-->I&#8217;m bummed. When <a href=\"http:\/\/sportsillustrated.cnn.com\/2004\/football\/nfl\/specials\/playoffs\/2003\/02\/01\/bc.fbn.superbowl.jackso.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Justin exposed Janet&#8217;s boob<\/strong><\/a> she should have turned around and ripped his pants off and exposed his cock. Grrrrrr. I guess we will just have to wait until his career tanks and he&#8217;s forced to pose nude in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playgirl.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Playgirl<\/strong><\/a> to make some money. Or maybe he&#8217;ll succumb to the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/sections\/2020\/Entertainment\/Celebrity_sex_tapes_040109-1.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>sex tape<\/strong><\/a>&#8221; temptation to make some cash. Ah, one can only hope &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bummed. When Justin exposed Janet&#8217;s boob she should have turned around and ripped his pants off and exposed his cock. Grrrrrr. I guess we will just have to wait until his career tanks and he&#8217;s forced to pose nude in Playgirl to make some money. Or maybe he&#8217;ll succumb to the &#8220;sex tape&#8221; temptation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-fa","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11866,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions\/11866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}