{"id":9362,"date":"2021-12-08T16:24:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T21:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9362"},"modified":"2021-12-08T16:24:27","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T21:24:27","slug":"sadness-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9362","title":{"rendered":"What Sadness Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9356\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=9356\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone X&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1628260518&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.090909090909091&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sadness\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?fit=660%2C660&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-9356\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530.jpg?resize=660%2C660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_0530-scaled.jpg?w=1980&amp;ssl=1 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSadness is discovering a hole in the black jockstrap you have only worn about five times. 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