{"id":9110,"date":"2021-04-27T16:44:50","date_gmt":"2021-04-27T20:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9110"},"modified":"2021-05-12T09:37:32","modified_gmt":"2021-05-12T13:37:32","slug":"bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=9110","title":{"rendered":"Bored [Soap Edition]"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m bored. It doesn’t seem like vaccinated life is much different than pandemic life. We are still mostly just sitting around the house and staring at the television and at each other. Blah!<\/p>\n

So, what do you do when you are bored? You order fun and exciting new bath soaps<\/strong><\/a>! The super<\/strong><\/a> homoerotic<\/strong><\/a> advertising<\/strong><\/a> played absolutely no role in the decision to do this.<\/p>\n

\"Birchwood <\/a> <\/div> <\/div>
\"Cold <\/a> <\/div>
\"Cedar <\/a> <\/div> <\/div> <\/div>
\"Wood <\/a> <\/div> <\/div> <\/div> <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m bored. It doesn’t seem like vaccinated life is much different than pandemic life. We are still mostly just sitting around the house and staring at the television and at each other. Blah! So, what do you do when you are bored? You order fun and exciting new bath soaps! The super homoerotic advertising played […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-bored","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9110"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9148,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9110\/revisions\/9148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}