{"id":8863,"date":"2020-10-20T21:42:02","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T01:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8863"},"modified":"2020-10-20T21:44:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-21T01:44:47","slug":"usps-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8863","title":{"rendered":"USPS Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8862\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=8862\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?fit=665%2C674&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"665,674\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Tracking Woes 10-20-20\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?fit=660%2C669&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8862\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?resize=660%2C669&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Tracking Woes 10-20-20\" width=\"660\" height=\"669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?w=665&amp;ssl=1 665w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?resize=400%2C405&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/tracking_10-20-20.png?resize=296%2C300&amp;ssl=1 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I really have no patience in waiting for packages to arrive. The package that is being tracked above was *supposed* to arrive yesterday. But, as the tracking showed this morning, it really wasn&#8217;t &#8220;in transit to next facility.&#8221; It was just stuck in Rochester, NY for FIVE FUCKING DAYS. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! And, no. This is not a package of four awesome jockstraps. It&#8217;s a package of four awesome 7&#8243; singles from the &#8217;80s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really have no patience in waiting for packages to arrive. The package that is being tracked above was *supposed* to arrive yesterday. But, as the tracking showed this morning, it really wasn&#8217;t &#8220;in transit to next facility.&#8221; It was just stuck in Rochester, NY for FIVE FUCKING DAYS. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! And, no. 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