{"id":8833,"date":"2020-10-15T16:56:42","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T20:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8833"},"modified":"2020-10-15T16:58:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T20:58:20","slug":"r-i-p-pandemic-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8833","title":{"rendered":"R.I.P. Pandemic Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"

And just 10 minutes after I posted about being super beardy, I trimmed it back down to a reasonable length. It really was getting too unruly and was starting to bug me.<\/p>\n

The aftermath …
\n\"Aftermath\"<\/a>
\n\"Fresh!\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The plan is to grow it back out when I can actually go get it trimmed and shaped by a professional.<\/p>\n

Side Note: It’s kinda sad when you can grow way more hair on your face than you can on the top of your head. Damn you, male pattern baldness!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And just 10 minutes after I posted about being super beardy, I trimmed it back down to a reasonable length. It really was getting too unruly and was starting to bug me. The aftermath … The plan is to grow it back out when I can actually go get it trimmed and shaped by a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-2it","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8833"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8838,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833\/revisions\/8838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}