{"id":8638,"date":"2020-07-13T19:01:38","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T23:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8638"},"modified":"2020-07-13T19:01:38","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T23:01:38","slug":"updates-and-old-fartery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=8638","title":{"rendered":"Updates and Old Fartery"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pandemic life continues. Daily I wonder when the national nightmare will be over. Ugh. David and I are somewhat seriously discussing moving to Canada if Trump is re-elected. I like to think that people will be smart this November. Then I remember that dumassery won the day on November 2016.<\/p>\n

One of the most exciting things that has happened recently was the purchase of a vintage Federal Housewares Food Chopper thanks to eBay. I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this thing. Seriously! They really designed things better back in the day. It chops like a beast and reminds me of my childhood at the same time.
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I had bought a chopper at Walmart a couple of years ago but it’s made totally of plastic and is lame as fuck. The blades don’t move for even chopping and the cap comes off easily allowing the stuff you are chopping to spill all over the place. Ugh. Now I can kick this hunk of junk to the curb. Yay!
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I guess you have become an old fart when you wax poetic about a vintage food chopper.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I am trying to become super beardy because what else is there to do? Ha ha.
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JR and I went on another camping trip this past weekend to the Caldwell Fork in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. It was a SUPER awesome trip. You’ll see those pictures soon. Yeah … that was a post tease.<\/p>\n

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