{"id":849,"date":"2004-01-15T14:57:16","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T22:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=849"},"modified":"2026-09-28T11:07:27","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T15:07:27","slug":"849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=849","title":{"rendered":"<strike>That Bowtie! [Redux]<\/strike>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--107419707300962866--><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">It must be that damn bowtie. I think that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/CNN\/anchors_reporters\/carlson.tucker.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>Mr. Carlson<\/strong><\/a> is so hot. And, you know what I&#8217;m thinking &#8230; he needs something to loosen up that tight, conservative ass of his. Yes, yes.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be that damn bowtie. I think that Mr. Carlson is so hot. And, you know what I&#8217;m thinking &#8230; he needs something to loosen up that tight, conservative ass of his. Yes, yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-849","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12031,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/12031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}