{"id":7754,"date":"2019-06-04T11:29:18","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T15:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=7754"},"modified":"2019-06-04T16:41:11","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T20:41:11","slug":"things-and-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=7754","title":{"rendered":"Things and Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are some things that happened this past weekend.<\/p>\n

\"Brightburn\"<\/a>
\nWe saw Brightburn<\/strong><\/em><\/a>. I really liked it … and it’s surprisingly gore-filled. YES!<\/p>\n

\"Dollywood<\/a>
\nWe went to Dollywood’s Splash Country Water Park<\/strong><\/a> with some friends. It was a fun day even though some of the lines were ridiculously long and the lazy river was way more stressful than the title “lazy river” implies. I went all day with my shirt off in public which should be marked as some sort of accomplishment.<\/p>\n

BTW … That’s a promo photo. None of us are that young and pretty.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Godzilla:<\/a>
\nWe saw Godzilla: King of the Monsters<\/strong><\/em><\/a>. It was okay. They took all the (unfounded) complaints about Godzilla<\/em> (2014) and course corrected into a movie that is pretty much wall-to-wall CGI destruction. Fun to watch but there is not much else going on here.<\/p>\n

I bought a new mower.<\/p>\n

And … people really piss me off. Like, I have a headache right now I am so annoyed with people. I can’t figure out if I am being unreasonable or if being less tolerant of perceived bullshit is just what happens when you get older.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are some things that happened this past weekend. We saw Brightburn. I really liked it … and it’s surprisingly gore-filled. YES! We went to Dollywood’s Splash Country Water Park with some friends. It was a fun day even though some of the lines were ridiculously long and the lazy river was way more stressful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-horror","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-214","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7754"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7761,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754\/revisions\/7761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}