{"id":735,"date":"2003-12-24T09:32:11","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T17:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=735"},"modified":"2003-12-24T09:32:11","modified_gmt":"2003-12-24T17:32:11","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--107227633152875950-->Ugh. Feeling like the ass end of Monday. Michelle and I got together for some drinks before she jets to Italy for the holidays. Needless to say, we drank a wee bit too much &#8230; as we have been known to do. Our trip through the grocery store for some heavy cream was quite a spectacle. Chris made rabbit for dinner and it was really good. And, no. It doesn&#8217;t taste like chicken.<\/p>\n<p>Back at the house, I got a naughty phone call while I was still tipsy. Hope I didn&#8217;t sound like too much of a dumbass &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. Feeling like the ass end of Monday. Michelle and I got together for some drinks before she jets to Italy for the holidays. Needless to say, we drank a wee bit too much &#8230; as we have been known to do. Our trip through the grocery store for some heavy cream was quite a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}