Good Lord. Another weekend … another four moonshine tastings in everyone’s favorite tourist trap … Gatlinburg.<\/p>\n
Houston, I think we have a problem! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n
Tastiness!\n<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>After all the drinking, we hit up the <a href=\"http:\/\/gatlinburgsmysteriousmansion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Mysterious Mansion<\/strong><\/a> for their special Halloween haunt. I didn’t scream like a little girl when we got chased by the guy with the chainsaw. Fun times!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6939\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=6939\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?fit=2320%2C3088&ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2320,3088\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{"aperture":"2.2","credit":"","camera":"iPhone X","caption":"","created_timestamp":"1539547594","copyright":"","focal_length":"2.87","iso":"2000","shutter_speed":"0.066666666666667","title":"","orientation":"1"}\" data-image-title=\"Mysterious Mansion!\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?fit=660%2C879&ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6939\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594-400x532.jpg?resize=400%2C532\" alt=\"Mysterious Mansion!\" width=\"400\" height=\"532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?resize=400%2C532&ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?resize=768%2C1022&ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?resize=769%2C1024&ssl=1 769w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?resize=225%2C300&ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?w=1320&ssl=1 1320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5594.jpg?w=1980&ssl=1 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and … it was my birthday this past Saturday. 47! It was a pretty low-key day. I did get some more cool birthday presents. These gifts were really cool cocktail\/bartending books and more Hitchcock blu-rays (and not anything of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=6757\"><strong>the sexxxy variety<\/strong><\/a>). Only three more years until I hit the big 5-0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Lord. Another weekend … another four moonshine tastings in everyone’s favorite tourist trap … Gatlinburg. Houston, I think we have a problem! \ud83d\ude1b Tastiness! After all the drinking, we hit up the Mysterious Mansion for their special Halloween haunt. 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