{"id":6519,"date":"2018-07-03T16:25:34","date_gmt":"2018-07-03T20:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=6519"},"modified":"2018-07-03T16:25:34","modified_gmt":"2018-07-03T20:25:34","slug":"tourist-trap-survival-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=6519","title":{"rendered":"Tourist Trap [Survival Edition]"},"content":{"rendered":"

We did have fun this past weekend in everyone’s favorite tourist trap (i.e. Gatlinburg, TN).<\/p>\n

The hotel we stayed in<\/strong><\/a> was pretty nice and had a cool indoor pool. Not so cool were the hoards of super unruly children in said pool. Oh, well. It would have been nice to have used the pool a little more as it was stupidly hot outside. We cooled off by spending way too much time (and money) in the fine distilleries that Gatlinburg has. We like Doc Collier<\/strong><\/a> the best with Sugarlands<\/strong><\/a> coming in a close second. Ole Smoky<\/strong><\/a> doesn’t even make the list.<\/p>\n

G&S came over the mountain and we had lunch<\/strong><\/a> and hit Sugarlands and then Doc Collier.<\/p>\n

Here we are before and after tasting that sweet, sweet moonshine at Sugarlands …
\n\"Sugarlands<\/a>
\n\"Sugarlands<\/a><\/p>\n

While we were there, I saw a guy wearing this shirt and now I need one pretty badly.
\n\"Beer<\/a>
\nYeah … so pretty much all we did was drink moonshine and eat. It was quite gluttonous.<\/p>\n

And speaking of gluttony, tomorrow is the Annual 4th of July Cookout! There will be lots of snacks, beer, burgers, cocktails, hot dogs, and dessert consumed. Will I get drunk and pass out again … or will I manage some self-control? Only tomorrow can tell!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We did have fun this past weekend in everyone’s favorite tourist trap (i.e. Gatlinburg, TN). The hotel we stayed in was pretty nice and had a cool indoor pool. Not so cool were the hoards of super unruly children in said pool. Oh, well. It would have been nice to have used the pool a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-1H9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6520,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519\/revisions\/6520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}