{"id":592,"date":"2003-09-12T11:21:08","date_gmt":"2003-09-12T19:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=592"},"modified":"2026-08-06T10:08:00","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T14:08:00","slug":"gimmie-cheap-thrills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Gimmie Cheap Thrills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--106338006820137295-->I have been reading the rest of Tolkien&#8217;s &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; series. I can claim to be less of a dork for never having read them all before. Anyway, there is a scene in &#8220;The Return of the King&#8221; where Frodo is captured by Orcs and the strip him of <u>all<\/u> his clothing and possessions. Hmmmmm. I wonder if that means we will get to see a naked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lordoftherings.net\/film\/cast\/ca_ewood.html\" target=\"_&quot;blank&quot;\"><strong>Elijah Wood<\/strong><\/a> in the third film? Ah, cheap thrills &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been reading the rest of Tolkien&#8217;s &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; series. I can claim to be less of a dork for never having read them all before. Anyway, there is a scene in &#8220;The Return of the King&#8221; where Frodo is captured by Orcs and the strip him of all his clothing and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-daily","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-9y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11635,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/11635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}