{"id":5858,"date":"2017-10-26T15:09:44","date_gmt":"2017-10-26T19:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=5858"},"modified":"2017-10-26T15:11:02","modified_gmt":"2017-10-26T19:11:02","slug":"monsterfest-2017-is-nigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=5858","title":{"rendered":"MonsterFest 2017 is Nigh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lock up the women and children! Instead of us traveling to Florida this year for MonsterFest, Dr. Phibes and Co. are traveling here for a weekend of too much junk food, too much beer, and too many horror movies. They have secured a swank rental cabin (with hot tub!) nestled in the woods &#8230; so it looks like it&#8217;s going to be a fun weekend. Now the big decision is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swimoutlet.com\/mens-board-shorts-c9270\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>board shorts<\/strong><\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.internationaljock.com\/cgi-bin\/mhxcart.exe?cmd=search&amp;query=Diesel+Swim+Brief\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>swim briefs<\/strong><\/a> for hot tub-ing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lock up the women and children! Instead of us traveling to Florida this year for MonsterFest, Dr. Phibes and Co. are traveling here for a weekend of too much junk food, too much beer, and too many horror movies. They have secured a swank rental cabin (with hot tub!) nestled in the woods &#8230; so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-1wu","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5858"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5860,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858\/revisions\/5860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}