{"id":5251,"date":"2017-04-26T07:39:34","date_gmt":"2017-04-26T11:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=5251"},"modified":"2017-04-26T07:39:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T11:39:34","slug":"i-just-wet-myself-shadow-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=5251","title":{"rendered":"I Just Wet Myself! [Shadow Edition]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5247\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=5247\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?fit=1193%2C796&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1193,796\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shadow_working2_bw\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?fit=660%2C440&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-5247\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw-1024x683.jpg?resize=660%2C440\" alt=\"DJ Shadow\" width=\"660\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?resize=400%2C267&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/shadow_working2_bw.jpg?w=1193&amp;ssl=1 1193w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nGuess which fat bastard has a ticket to see <a href=\"http:\/\/djshadow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>DJ Shadow<\/strong><\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/theorangepeel.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>The Orange Peel<\/strong><\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/theorangepeel.net\/events\/dj-shadow\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>July 31st<\/strong><\/a>? This fat bastard. YES!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess which fat bastard has a ticket to see DJ Shadow at The Orange Peel on July 31st? This fat bastard. YES!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-1mH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5252,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5251\/revisions\/5252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}