{"id":45,"date":"2002-12-19T15:07:37","date_gmt":"2002-12-19T23:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=45"},"modified":"2026-09-28T14:11:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T18:11:20","slug":"pimpin-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Pimpin&#8217; Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--86283994-->If <a href=\"http:\/\/www.happydan.com\/\" target=\"_&quot;blank&quot;\"><b>Dan<\/b><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savekaryn.com\/\" target=\"_&quot;blank&quot;\"><b>Karyn<\/b><\/a> can do it, then why can&#8217;t I? And unlike Dan, this isn&#8217;t silly credit card debt for which he needs nearly $6,500 to get rid of. I only need a mere $3,000. And unlike Dan who is &#8220;willing to do almost anything it takes to make this work, accept (sic) porn, prostition (sic), or selling drugs&#8221;, I will gladly pimp myself for the right amount of cash. As a graphic artist I am always in need of the best, most up-to-date equipment. I have had my current laptop for the past two years and <b>now<\/b> is the time to upgrade. The problem is that I work on a Macintosh, and they ain&#8217;t cheap. <u>You can help!!!<\/u> Help me upgrade from my old, slow <a href=\"http:\/\/computers.bizrate.com\/Apple%20IBook%20Indigo,mpd__cat_id--462,prod_id--5202075,rf--wgg.html\" target=\"_&quot;blank&quot;\"><b>iBook<\/b><\/a> to a brand spankin&#8217; new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/powerbook\/\" target=\"_&quot;blank&quot;\"><b>1GHz Powerbook G4<\/b><\/a>. Come on and <a href=\"mailto:cgm@cgm13.com?subject=Hey, I wanna give you money!\"><b>help a poor boy out<\/b><\/a>. The power (and money) is in your hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Dan and Karyn can do it, then why can&#8217;t I? And unlike Dan, this isn&#8217;t silly credit card debt for which he needs nearly $6,500 to get rid of. I only need a mere $3,000. And unlike Dan who is &#8220;willing to do almost anything it takes to make this work, accept (sic) porn, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-J","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12151,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/12151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}