{"id":399,"date":"2003-06-27T09:10:32","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T17:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=399"},"modified":"2026-06-19T10:11:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-19T14:11:45","slug":"its-finally-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Finally Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--105671943239840822-->So, while many American will be enjoying the cock-teasing thrills of <a title=\"Yeah, I actually liked the first one\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sonypictures.com\/movies\/charliesangels2\/site_index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Charlie&#8217;s Angels: Full Throttle<\/strong><\/a> this weekend &#8230; I will be in a darkened theater <a title=\"Hopefully Danny Boyle's return to form\" href=\"http:\/\/www.28dayslater.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>getting the shit scared out of me<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, while many American will be enjoying the cock-teasing thrills of Charlie&#8217;s Angels: Full Throttle this weekend &#8230; I will be in a darkened theater getting the shit scared out of me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,5,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-directors","category-horror","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-6r","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11270,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/11270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}