{"id":387,"date":"2003-05-02T11:21:27","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T19:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=387"},"modified":"2026-05-05T07:59:47","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T11:59:47","slug":"id-rather-be-masturbating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d Rather Be Masturbating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--93654796--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/id_rather.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nYep. May is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodvibes.com\/cgi-bin\/sgdynamo.exe?HTNAME=about\/nmm\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>National Masturbation Month<\/b><\/a> with National Masturbation Day hitting on May 7th! So, get busy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackinworld.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>pleasuring<\/b><\/a> yourself, people. I do all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep. May is National Masturbation Month with National Masturbation Day hitting on May 7th! So, get busy pleasuring yourself, people. I do all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-6f","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10403,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions\/10403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}