{"id":3667,"date":"2010-07-08T21:02:41","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T01:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=3667"},"modified":"2010-07-08T21:07:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T01:07:03","slug":"i-am-in-fact-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=3667","title":{"rendered":"I Am, In Fact, Not Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, yeah &#8230; I got back from NYC in a messed up head space. That&#8217;s not really a shocker considering how this year has been going. I spent the next week getting kinda corrected (and in the process avoiding most of my social obligations). Then the other shoe dropped.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah &#8230; my mortgage company is suddenly all &#8220;Oh! My! God! You don&#8217;t have flood insurance and you need it NOW, NOW, NOW or we will force place it on you!!!&#8221; Nothing gets me more wound up than unexpected bills &#8230; especially ones that could cost upwards of $2,000 right after a vacation where I have already spent a chunk of my saved up cash. After days of completely freaking out, things are finally settled. Now I just have to adjust my brain to having a slightly higher mortgage payment each month. And it&#8217;s all because of stupid FEMA and their stupid Flood Zones.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah &#8230; about that NYC trip and those photos. More details soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yeah &#8230; I got back from NYC in a messed up head space. That&#8217;s not really a shocker considering how this year has been going. I spent the next week getting kinda corrected (and in the process avoiding most of my social obligations). Then the other shoe dropped. So yeah &#8230; my mortgage company [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-X9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3667"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3669,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions\/3669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}