{"id":322,"date":"2003-04-04T09:38:46","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T17:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=322"},"modified":"2026-09-28T14:53:33","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T18:53:33","slug":"villainy-handbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Villainy Handbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--91983420--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/villian.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nSometimes you have to find a different way to tackle life, and I have found the new way. Thanks to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chroniclebooks.com\/Chronicle\/servlet\/at\/go(bookRecord,0811846660)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>new book<\/b><\/a>, I will become the greatest evil-doer of all time and take over the world. I am leaning toward an old, abandoned amusement park as my secret lair. My army will be an army of the undead, of course. They can transform the living into the undead &#8230; thus adding new recruits to carry out my evil, evil plans. Now I just need to work on my sinister laugh. &#8220;Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you have to find a different way to tackle life, and I have found the new way. Thanks to a new book, I will become the greatest evil-doer of all time and take over the world. I am leaning toward an old, abandoned amusement park as my secret lair. My army will be an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-5c","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12226,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/12226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}