{"id":304,"date":"2003-04-14T09:57:19","date_gmt":"2003-04-14T17:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=304"},"modified":"2026-09-28T14:46:33","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T18:46:33","slug":"movie-update-plus-a-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"Movie Update (Plus a Rant)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and I went down to Greenville yesterday to catch Rob Zombie&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseof1000corpses.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>House of 1000 Corpses<\/b><\/a> since it was limited released and didn&#8217;t end up in Asheville. An interesting movie to say the least. It&#8217;s definately not one of the scariest (I didn&#8217;t find it to be scary at all) horror films, but I think it&#8217;s a fantastic homage flick. There must be a reference to about every single great horror movie ever made. Nice visuals, creepy characters and a Rob Zombie score all added up to a fun little film. Whoo for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseof1000corpses.com\/main\/wallpaper_07med.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>Captain Spauling&#8217;s Murder Ride<\/b><\/a>!!!<\/p>\n<p>The biggest scare of the evening was getting lost in Greenville (even with a map). Argh!!! Road names that start and end for no real reason &#8230; roads that stop and then move a few blocks over and start again &#8230; intersections that look nothing like they are on the map. All I can say is: Greenville, fire your city planners and get some new ones. Or, at least sign your damn roads better. Yeesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and I went down to Greenville yesterday to catch Rob Zombie&#8217;s House of 1000 Corpses since it was limited released and didn&#8217;t end up in Asheville. An interesting movie to say the least. It&#8217;s definately not one of the scariest (I didn&#8217;t find it to be scary at all) horror films, but I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-horror","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-4U","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12207,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/12207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}