{"id":2801,"date":"2008-07-31T09:13:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T14:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2801"},"modified":"2008-07-31T09:18:43","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T14:18:43","slug":"texas-chainsaw-massacre-the-beginning-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2801","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning&#8221; (2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"TCM: The Beginning\" title=\"TCM: The Beginning\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/08344.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nAbout the only thing scary about &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre:_The_Beginning\"><strong>Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning<\/strong><\/a>&#8221; is just how unoriginal it is. If you have seen the 2003 remake of the original then you have pretty much seen this one. Meh.<\/p>\n<p>The movie does get a few points for having the super hot <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Matthew_Bomer\"><strong>Matt Bomer<\/strong><\/a> in it. Too bad he gets strapped to a table, is gutted and then gets his face peeled off.<\/p>\n<p>I could think of much better things to do with him &#8230;<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" title=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/08345.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" title=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/08346.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" title=\"Matt Bomer in TCM: The Beginning\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/08347.jpg?w=660\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About the only thing scary about &#8220;Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning&#8221; is just how unoriginal it is. If you have seen the 2003 remake of the original then you have pretty much seen this one. Meh. The movie does get a few points for having the super hot Matt Bomer in it. Too bad he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,11,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-dvd","category-horror"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-Jb","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}