{"id":2759,"date":"2008-06-12T14:58:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T19:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2008-06-12T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T19:58:34","slug":"fat-and-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2759","title":{"rendered":"Fat (and Lazy?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning it was really nice of the boss to point out that I have gained some weight.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re getting fat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well &#8230; no shit.<\/p>\n<p>I really noticed the weight gain last fall when we were doing &#8220;Cabaret&#8221; and I had to run around shirtless.<\/p>\n<p>Is it Diet? Laziness? Side effect of the Brain Meds? Just getting older?<\/p>\n<p>All I know is that right now I feel fat and unattractive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning it was really nice of the boss to point out that I have gained some weight. He looked at me and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re getting fat.&#8221; Well &#8230; no shit. I really noticed the weight gain last fall when we were doing &#8220;Cabaret&#8221; and I had to run around shirtless. Is it Diet? Laziness? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-Iv","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}