{"id":2735,"date":"2008-05-14T10:19:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T15:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2735"},"modified":"2008-05-14T13:58:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T18:58:06","slug":"in-dreams-porno-obsession-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2735","title":{"rendered":"In Dreams: Porno Obsession Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had this weird and awesome dream. In it I actually met my current porno actor crush &#8230; <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Be Warned: NSFW!\" href=\"http:\/\/seancody.com\/page.php?frame=movie_index&#038;model=187\"><strong>Colby Keller<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even remember how Colby ended up entering the dream. Suddenly I am there with him on the set of a new porno shoot. They haven&#8217;t started yet and he&#8217;s hanging out with whoever he&#8217;s doing the scene with. I go up and start chatting with him. He&#8217;s super cool, a little nerdy and totally handsome in person. I mention that <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/homersworld.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>someone<\/strong><\/a> I know was at a party with him in D.C. He tells me about growing up in Chicago and that his folks moved to D.C. and that&#8217;s why he was there. We chat some more and then I ask him out and he says &#8220;Yes.&#8221; We make tenative plans to get together for dinner or coffee &#8230; and then I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>So, how sad is it that I had this dream?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Colby Keller!!!\" title=\"Colby Keller!!!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/08231.jpg?w=660\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had this weird and awesome dream. In it I actually met my current porno actor crush &#8230; Colby Keller. I can&#8217;t even remember how Colby ended up entering the dream. Suddenly I am there with him on the set of a new porno shoot. They haven&#8217;t started yet and he&#8217;s hanging out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-I7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}