Facebook has this fun ‘lil thing where you can update you status with custom statements. I figured that I would share my current status statements with you.<\/p>\n
Charles is freaked out.
\nCharles is his house and his house is him.
\nCharles sometimes hates technology.
\nCharles is in lust with Colby Keller.
\nCharles mowed his yard last night.
\nCharles now has the new “Complete Peanuts” book.
\nCharles is not carbon neutral.
\nCharles loves “Most Haunted.”
\nCharles is seeing R.E.M. in June.
\nCharles is seeing Nine Inch Nails in August.
\nCharles has been having strange dreams.
\nCharles hates trying to figure out css and php.
\nCharles is hungry.
\nCharles needs more coffee.
\nCharles goes to NYC in ONE WEEK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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