{"id":2585,"date":"2007-11-27T12:46:51","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T17:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2585"},"modified":"2007-11-27T12:47:47","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T17:47:47","slug":"dear-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2585","title":{"rendered":"Dear Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nDear Santa Claus,<\/p>\n

My name is Charles.<\/p>\n

I am a boy and I am already 36 years old! I live in the great state of North Carolina, but I’ll bet you knew that already.<\/p>\n

This year I’ve been so good that my halo has only been to the repair shop a few times!<\/p>\n

Santa, the thing that I want for Christmas this year more than anything else is a new MacBook Pro<\/strong><\/a> with a 15.4″ Display.<\/p>\n

I love you Santa!<\/p>\n

Charles<\/p>\n

P.S. I will leave some milk and cookies for you. I know how much you like them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Santa Claus, My name is Charles. I am a boy and I am already 36 years old! I live in the great state of North Carolina, but I’ll bet you knew that already. This year I’ve been so good that my halo has only been to the repair shop a few times! Santa, the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-FH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}