{"id":2435,"date":"2007-06-08T10:55:57","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T15:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2007-06-08T10:55:57","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T15:55:57","slug":"an-open-letter-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2435","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chris
\n\"Chris
\n\"Chris
\n\"Chris<\/p>\n

Dear Mr. Evans,<\/p>\n

It’s been a while since I have written you because you’ve been laying low. I haven’t seen you in any movies lately though I do know that you have a big one opening next week. Maybe that’s where you have been … off hitting the gym everyday to buff up your already perfect body for the reprise of the role of Johnny Storm. In fact, you are the only reason I will plunk down my hard earned cash to see “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.” I am sure that your shirtless scene(s) and overall charm will elevate the movie to being a wee bit more than total trash.<\/p>\n

As always, if you need a break from all the zaniness of Hollywood stardom, you are more than welcome to drop by my mountain retreat anytime you want to. I promise that your stay would be most enjoyable!<\/p>\n

Lust-ily yours,
\nChas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Mr. Evans, It’s been a while since I have written you because you’ve been laying low. I haven’t seen you in any movies lately though I do know that you have a big one opening next week. Maybe that’s where you have been … off hitting the gym everyday to buff up your already […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-Dh","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}