{"id":2424,"date":"2007-05-30T10:25:39","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T15:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2424"},"modified":"2007-05-30T10:25:39","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T15:25:39","slug":"my-night-with-jake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2424","title":{"rendered":"My Night With Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Jake!\" alt=\"Jake!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/07206.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nI had another strange dream last night. A bunch of us were at my house getting ready to go somewhere &#8230; and Jake was there as well. We were all chatty and I was trying to be real nonchalant and not let on just how much I wanted him. I kept trying to work it so that I would have to drive to wherever we were going &#8230; meaning that Jake would have to ride with me. I really wanted to be alone with him in my Jeep. Alas, I woke up before we left the house so I will never know if I could have had him all to myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had another strange dream last night. A bunch of us were at my house getting ready to go somewhere &#8230; and Jake was there as well. We were all chatty and I was trying to be real nonchalant and not let on just how much I wanted him. I kept trying to work it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-D6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}