{"id":2277,"date":"2006-12-14T10:58:17","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T15:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2006-12-14T10:58:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T15:58:17","slug":"blade-trinity-a-mini-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2277","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Blade: Trinity&#8221; A Mini-Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds\" title=\"Ryan Reynolds\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/06338.jpg?w=660\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds\" title=\"Ryan Reynolds\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/06339.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nWhen watching &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bladetrinity.com\/\"><strong>Blade: Trinity<\/strong><\/a>&#8221; there are only two things you need to know.<\/p>\n<p>1. Mute the sound totally as the dialogue is really, really bad.<br \/>\n2. Scan forward to any scene featuring <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ryanreynolds.tv\/\"><strong>Ryan Reynolds<\/strong><\/a> and his fantastic formed biceps and totally lickable abs (especially when he&#8217;s chained to the floor). Grrrrrrr!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When watching &#8220;Blade: Trinity&#8221; there are only two things you need to know. 1. Mute the sound totally as the dialogue is really, really bad. 2. Scan forward to any scene featuring Ryan Reynolds and his fantastic formed biceps and totally lickable abs (especially when he&#8217;s chained to the floor). Grrrrrrr!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-AJ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}