{"id":2248,"date":"2006-11-09T14:59:26","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T19:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2006-11-09T15:00:42","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T20:00:42","slug":"gettin-all-vista-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2248","title":{"rendered":"Gettin&#8217; &#8220;Vista&#8221; With It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Windows Vista!\" alt=\"Windows Vista!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/06321.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nHey, Windows users! Looks like the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/windowsvista\/default.aspx\"><strong>newer version of your super crappy operating system<\/strong><\/a> will be available at the end of January 2007.  It&#8217;s only been 5+ years in the making &#8230; right? And notice how that gal looks so serene while enjoying the beautiful view? Something tells me that the average user&#8217;s experience with Windows Vista will be far less calm and <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/getamac\/\"><strong>relaxing<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Windows users! Looks like the newer version of your super crappy operating system will be available at the end of January 2007. It&#8217;s only been 5+ years in the making &#8230; right? And notice how that gal looks so serene while enjoying the beautiful view? Something tells me that the average user&#8217;s experience with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-Ag","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}