{"id":224,"date":"2003-03-20T15:57:03","date_gmt":"2003-03-20T23:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=224"},"modified":"2026-05-18T15:32:30","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T19:32:30","slug":"madly-in-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"Madly in Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--91079976--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/elliot.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nMuch to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/weblog\/blogger.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>BJ<\/b><\/a>&#8216;s disappointment (I know how he likes the young ones), I will offically announce that I am madly in love with the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freshmen.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>Freshmen<\/b><\/a> cover guy, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freshmen.com\/issues\/F0304\/F0304_elliot.asp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>Elliot Malone<\/b><\/a>. Just look at that folks. Sure &#8230; he&#8217;s young. Sure &#8230; he has no chest hair. But, who cares! He&#8217;s super tasty and packin&#8217; substantial &#8230; er, well, you know. Mr. Malone needs to get himself to the North Carolina mountains just as soon as he can. I just know that he would be interested in an chubby, older, balding man. Damn my attraction to dark-haired fellas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much to BJ&#8216;s disappointment (I know how he likes the young ones), I will offically announce that I am madly in love with the new Freshmen cover guy, Elliot Malone. Just look at that folks. Sure &#8230; he&#8217;s young. Sure &#8230; he has no chest hair. But, who cares! He&#8217;s super tasty and packin&#8217; substantial [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-3C","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10586,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions\/10586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}