{"id":2238,"date":"2006-11-01T13:36:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T18:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2238"},"modified":"2008-04-16T07:32:58","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T12:32:58","slug":"the-end-must-be-nigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2238","title":{"rendered":"The End Must be Nigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mobile?\" title=\"Mobile?\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/06318.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nHell is getting ready to freeze over or the heavens are about to fall from the sky &#8230; &#8217;cause I am seriously &#8230;*gasp!* &#8230; considering finally taking the plunge and getting a &#8230; *double gasp!* &#8230; cell phone.<!--87101748de4fc77232282f82252800ce-->~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hell is getting ready to freeze over or the heavens are about to fall from the sky &#8230; &#8217;cause I am seriously &#8230;*gasp!* &#8230; considering finally taking the plunge and getting a &#8230; *double gasp!* &#8230; cell phone.~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-A6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}