{"id":2074,"date":"2006-05-23T13:36:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T18:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2006-05-23T13:36:04","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T18:36:04","slug":"bloodsucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2074","title":{"rendered":"Bloodsucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Dracula\" title=\"Dracula\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/images\/06188.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nYou know &#8230; if I were a vampire I wouldn&#8217;t do things the sterotypical way, like our good friend Dracula did. I wouldn&#8217;t prey upon the young and attractive so they could be my nocturnal slaves for all eternity. I would be one of those super-evil vampires. I would deliver terrible and horrific deaths to all I deem need (and deserve) such. A few would be converted to do my bidding because a super-evil vampire does need some minions. But don&#8217;t worry, cute gay internet bloggers! You will be safe from my wrath and reign of destruction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know &#8230; if I were a vampire I wouldn&#8217;t do things the sterotypical way, like our good friend Dracula did. I wouldn&#8217;t prey upon the young and attractive so they could be my nocturnal slaves for all eternity. I would be one of those super-evil vampires. I would deliver terrible and horrific deaths to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-xs","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}