{"id":2069,"date":"2006-05-17T14:10:06","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T19:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2006-05-17T14:11:21","modified_gmt":"2006-05-17T19:11:21","slug":"get-taken-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"Get Taken “Down”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Alabama
\n\"Titan
\nThis one’ll have ya down for the count! Alabama Takedown<\/strong><\/a> is another cunningly crafted classic from the master of cineporn, Joe Gage. This three hour brawl is a hefty serving of Gage hallmarks, with buddies jerkin’ it together, older dudes showing younger men the ropes, and unshaven, sweaty wranglers in rough, no-holds barred manplay. Gage’s terse sex talk simmers five tension building scenes into boiling eruption as thirteen incredibly raunchy TitanMen all-stars pound it out.<\/em><\/p>\n

Yeah. Lately I have been “grumpy” (as one friend put it). So, the purchase of the above film is an attempt to cheer myself up. It’s been a shockingly long period of time since I purchased any porn. I have been satisfying my porno cravings with cadging stuff off the net … mostly frat boy kinda stuff and that just ain’t cuttin’ it right now.<\/p>\n

I need Joe Gage’s direction<\/strong><\/a>! I need big, fuzzy fellas sucking and humping! I need to see my ol’ porno lust object, Owen Hawk<\/strong><\/a> (no teeth comments, please), in action! I need to check out Cliff Rhodes<\/strong><\/a> and Spencer Quest<\/strong><\/a>! I need to see if my new porno lust object, Colby Keller, makes the grade in that big, boner popping three-way I heard so much about! He must make the grade as he’s been nominated for a GayVN this year.<\/p>\n

[Sigh]<\/p>\n

God bless you, pornography! God bless you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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