{"id":2024,"date":"2006-03-29T15:44:55","date_gmt":"2006-03-29T20:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2006-03-29T15:48:25","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T20:48:25","slug":"hump-day-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=2024","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Divine and Co. Chow Down\" title=\"Divine and Co. Chow Down\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-admin\/..\/images\/06154.jpg?w=660\" \/><br \/>\nI am still feeling off kilter &#8230; like I want to be really mean to people or something. If anybody steps foot on my property this evening I&#8217;m going to chase them down with a big meat cleaver and have a nice evening snack. It seemed to work pretty well for Babs and her friends (see above).<\/p>\n<p>Actually &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I am going to mow my yard this evening.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Right now life is more exciting than you can possibly imagine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am still feeling off kilter &#8230; like I want to be really mean to people or something. If anybody steps foot on my property this evening I&#8217;m going to chase them down with a big meat cleaver and have a nice evening snack. It seemed to work pretty well for Babs and her friends [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-wE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}