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\nHello again Mr. Evans,<\/p>\n
\nHello again Mr. Evans,<\/p>\n
It’s been a while since I have written to you. I must say that I was very disappointed that you didn’t come visit me last year. I imagine that you just were very busy with all the media buzz created by the release of “Fantastic Four.” (Pssst … you were the only good thing in that movie.)<\/p>\n
I hope that my rants about Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t scare you off as well. I like Jake and he’s got the talent and he’s gorgeous and all … but there is something really, really special about you, Mr. Evans. Maybe it’s your eyes. Maybe it’s those luscious lips. Maybe it’s that super-toned, fuzzy body that you have. Golly. I could look at you shirtless all damn day.<\/p>\n
So, again … know that you are welcome in the mountains of North Carolina any ole time you feel like dropping by. I guarantee that your stay would be more than memorable ’cause we know all about “hospitality” here in the mountains. I might even let you out of my clutches<\/strike> house long enough to see some of the sights as well.<\/p>\n
Sincerely,
\nChas. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hello again Mr. Evans, It’s been a while since I have written to you. I must say that I was very disappointed that you didn’t come visit me last year. I imagine that you just were very busy with all the media buzz created by the release of “Fantastic Four.” (Pssst … you were the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-vm","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}