{"id":1853,"date":"2005-11-03T15:33:09","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1853"},"modified":"2008-04-16T07:24:41","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T12:24:41","slug":"gyllenhaal-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1853","title":{"rendered":"Gyllenhaal Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jake.
\nLike … OMG!!! I am like so crushin’ right now ’cause the new Jake G. movie comes out this weekend. Like, how sweet is that?<\/p>\n

According to Towelroad<\/strong><\/a>: “For those of you Jake fans, there are scenes where the soldiers are partying in which Swofford’s privates are covered only by a Santa hat \u2014 extended scenes of Gyllenhaal’s bare backside, and a hot shower scene in which he goes full frontal. Granted, the scene is very shadowy, but you can definitely see that Mr. G is not lacking in that department.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Like … OMG!!! I am so gonna have to not wet myself or pass out when that scene hits the screen. ‘Cause like Jake G. is really just so hot and I so deserve to see him naked in a film. I like so deserve it! I know the movie is gonna be sweet ’cause the awesome Sam Mendes directed it … but … like OMG … did I mention that I am gonna be so crushin’ all ’cause Jake G. is gonna be NAKED and BUFF? Like OMG!!!~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Like … OMG!!! I am like so crushin’ right now ’cause the new Jake G. movie comes out this weekend. Like, how sweet is that? According to Towelroad: “For those of you Jake fans, there are scenes where the soldiers are partying in which Swofford’s privates are covered only by a Santa hat \u2014 extended […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-tT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}