{"id":1773,"date":"2005-08-18T09:33:12","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T13:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1773"},"modified":"2005-08-18T09:33:12","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T13:33:12","slug":"in-dreams-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1773","title":{"rendered":"In Dreams (Again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness. I think having dinner with all those gay people last evening really over-stimulated me. I had a dream last night that I was at some sports competition and <a href=\"http:\/\/homersworld.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Homer<\/strong><\/a> was there as well. I kept trying to get him to look my way but he was too busy paying attention to the cuter, hotter, sportier fellas to notice me. <\/p>\n<p>In other news &#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s rainy and dreary outside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness. I think having dinner with all those gay people last evening really over-stimulated me. I had a dream last night that I was at some sports competition and Homer was there as well. I kept trying to get him to look my way but he was too busy paying attention to the cuter, hotter, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-sB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}