{"id":1720,"date":"2005-07-12T10:00:35","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T14:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2005-07-12T10:07:35","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T14:07:35","slug":"a-super-mini-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1720","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;F4&#8221; &#8230; A Super-Mini Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05251.jpg\" alt=\"Storm Me, Baby!\" \/><br \/>\nOh, what to say about &#8220;Fantastic Four.&#8221; Bad script. Stupid dialogue. Pointless story. Dr. Doom is really a stupid villian even though he has a great comic book past they could have drawn from. The Thing (Ben Grimm) was way cooler that he looked like he was gonna be. Pretty much the <u>only<\/u> reason to sit though &#8220;F4&#8221; is the one &#8230; the only &#8230; Chris Evans! So gorgeous. So tasty. So shirtless. So clad in spandex. And you know that didn&#8217;t have to &#8220;pad&#8221; that spandex much (if at all). Mmmm, mmmm!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, what to say about &#8220;Fantastic Four.&#8221; Bad script. Stupid dialogue. Pointless story. Dr. Doom is really a stupid villian even though he has a great comic book past they could have drawn from. The Thing (Ben Grimm) was way cooler that he looked like he was gonna be. Pretty much the only reason to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-rK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}