{"id":1700,"date":"2005-06-22T16:25:58","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T20:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1700"},"modified":"2008-04-16T07:14:32","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T12:14:32","slug":"in-the-near-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1700","title":{"rendered":"In The Near Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. I haven&#8217;t gone on too much about it here &#8230; but I have a guest coming in for the weekend!!! How exciting. Someone actually wants to journey from NYC to experince the thrill of backwoods America &#8230; though I suspect the real reason is because it&#8217;s <u>me<\/u> here in backwoods America. In a little over 24 hours he arrives. Needless to say I am saying &#8220;screw you&#8221; to work for Fridy and Monday so that we can have a fun time and &#8220;proper&#8221; visit. The romantic in me has planned us a picnic &#8230; yes, a picnic! Plus there will be various lunches\/dinners with some of my friends. Should be fun. <\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that in a little over 24 hours he arrives?!?!? <\/p>\n<p>Must. Remain. Calm.<!--15c052d748625bb7696c46c5021beed6-->~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. I haven&#8217;t gone on too much about it here &#8230; but I have a guest coming in for the weekend!!! How exciting. Someone actually wants to journey from NYC to experince the thrill of backwoods America &#8230; though I suspect the real reason is because it&#8217;s me here in backwoods America. In a little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-rq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}