{"id":1666,"date":"2005-06-01T14:17:10","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T18:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2005-06-01T14:18:01","modified_gmt":"2005-06-01T18:18:01","slug":"hes-on-my-list-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1666","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s On My List (Redux)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05190.jpg\" alt=\"Mr. Roth\" \/><br \/>\nHmmm. Maybe if Eli Roth just stood around lookin&#8217; all sexy and stuff then I wouldn&#8217;t hate him so much.<br \/>\n<em>[Note To Self: <u>Must<\/u> find shirtless pics of Mr. Roth.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm. Maybe if Eli Roth just stood around lookin&#8217; all sexy and stuff then I wouldn&#8217;t hate him so much. [Note To Self: Must find shirtless pics of Mr. Roth.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-qS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}