{"id":1665,"date":"2005-06-01T12:34:22","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T16:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2005-06-01T12:36:27","modified_gmt":"2005-06-01T16:36:27","slug":"hes-on-my-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1665","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s On My List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05189.jpg\" alt=\"Whee!\" \/><br \/>\nAfter the (much undeserved) success and praise of &#8220;Cabin Fever&#8221; we are gonna get treated to another piece of shit from that hack Eli Roth.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8221;Hostel&#8217; is about two American friends who go on a backpacking trip to Europe, and they&#8217;re looking for excitement, girls and drugs and all the stuff that you can&#8217;t find in America,&#8221; Roth explains. &#8220;Someone tells them that if they want to meet girls, they got to go to Slovakia; he tells them about this hostel where there are tons of beautiful girls who&#8217;ll have sex with anyone who&#8217;s a foreigner. So these two guys and their Icelandic friend go to this place, and it turns out to be true; but then the next day [they find themselves] in a whole lot of trouble and we realize there&#8217;s something really horrible, awful and sick going on there.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hmmm. I wonder how many classic horror films (plots and imagery) he&#8217;s gonna rip off and and try to cram in this new film. Plus, I must admit to being dead curious as to  what &#8220;all the stuff that you can&#8217;t find in America&#8221; could be. We&#8217;re America. We have everything &#8230; including really crappy movie writer\/directors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the (much undeserved) success and praise of &#8220;Cabin Fever&#8221; we are gonna get treated to another piece of shit from that hack Eli Roth. &#8221;Hostel&#8217; is about two American friends who go on a backpacking trip to Europe, and they&#8217;re looking for excitement, girls and drugs and all the stuff that you can&#8217;t find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-qR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}