{"id":1655,"date":"2005-05-24T11:29:10","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T15:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1655"},"modified":"2005-05-24T12:35:06","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T16:35:06","slug":"attacked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1655","title":{"rendered":"Attacked!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05169.jpg\" alt=\"Itsy Bitsy?\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05170.jpg\" alt=\"Itsy Bitsy?\" \/><br \/>\nSo, I have been housesitting for my bosses for the past few days. Had some great fun this morning when I reached into my shaving bag and accidentally discovered this spider. Yes. I shreiked like a little girl. This thing was huge (measuring about 3&#8243; long). So, I immediately grabbed the camera &#8217;cause I knew no one would believe me when I told them how big it was. Please note the spider&#8217;s size compared to that of the bottle of my brain meds. Yow!<\/p>\n<p><em>[Addendum: Please know that I am generally not squeemish around bugs and such. But grow one past about 1&#8243; and I get a little freaky.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[Addendum (Redux): I am thinking that my fuzzy friend this morning was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uky.edu\/Agriculture\/CritterFiles\/casefile\/spiders\/fishing\/pisaurid.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Fishing Spider<\/strong><\/a>.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have been housesitting for my bosses for the past few days. Had some great fun this morning when I reached into my shaving bag and accidentally discovered this spider. Yes. I shreiked like a little girl. This thing was huge (measuring about 3&#8243; long). So, I immediately grabbed the camera &#8217;cause I knew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-attacked","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}