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\nDear Mr. Evans,<\/p>\n
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\nDear Mr. Evans,<\/p>\n
I have only seen you in one movie, but I really enjoyed it … and not just because you did the first scene shirtless<\/strong><\/a>. That was a big bonus though. I really must now see “Not Another Teen Movie” for some whipped cream excitement<\/strong><\/a>. Also, I am looking forward to You are starting to become an obsession. I must confess that I google your name often to see what new images might be out there.<\/p>\n What I think makes you so great is that “boy next door” look … and that super-chiseled body … and that fuzzy chest and tummy. [Sigh]<\/em><\/p>\n If you ever feel the urge to have an excellent tongue bath, please feel free to stop by my mountain retreat. You will be welcome anytime.<\/p>\n Sincerely, Dear Mr. Evans, I have only seen you in one movie, but I really enjoyed it … and not just because you did the first scene shirtless. That was a big bonus though. I really must now see “Not Another Teen Movie” for some whipped cream excitement. Also, I am looking forward to drooling over […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-qB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}drooling over<\/strike> watching you as Johnny Storm in “Fantastic Four<\/strong><\/a>” this summer.<\/p>\n
\nChas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"