{"id":1590,"date":"2005-04-08T14:57:52","date_gmt":"2005-04-08T19:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2005-04-08T16:15:23","modified_gmt":"2005-04-08T21:15:23","slug":"5-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1590","title":{"rendered":"5-Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05109.jpg\" alt=\"Mmmm, leather!\" \/><br \/>\nYeah. For now your just gonna have to use your imagination and insert my flabby body where that  super-muscular manequin torso is. Pretty hot, eh? Yeah. I have been feeling self-conscious all day because of the new orange and blue plaid shirt I am wearing.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>UPDATE!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05110.jpg\" alt=\"Mmmm, Old Navy!\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/05111.jpg\" alt=\"Closer!\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. For now your just gonna have to use your imagination and insert my flabby body where that super-muscular manequin torso is. Pretty hot, eh? Yeah. I have been feeling self-conscious all day because of the new orange and blue plaid shirt I am wearing. UPDATE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-pE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}