{"id":1474,"date":"2005-01-11T15:33:57","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T23:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1474"},"modified":"2020-12-10T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T17:03:00","slug":"lets-play-the-abc-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1474","title":{"rendered":"Let\u2019s Play the ABC Game!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A – Alphabetizing makes life easier.
\nB – “Bitter” could a word used to describe me.
\nC – Consent forms must be signed before you can go on the field trip.
\nD – DVDs are my dirty little addiction.
\nE – Everyone tends to tell me their dirty little secrets.
\nF – Fear is a control tactic.
\nG – George “Dubya” is still tops on my Shit List.
\nH – Honk if you love ice cream.
\nI – I’m in desperate need of a date (or some attention).
\nJ – Japanese horror films have a wonderful “nightmare” quality.
\nK – Kickin’ back with a beer and a movie is something I really enjoy.
\nL – Love is a myth, a lie or (quite possibly) both.
\nM – Metrosexuals are an evil invention of pop culture and the fashion industry.
\nN – Nightmares can be fun and educational.
\nO – Owen Hawk needs to be my love slave.
\nP – Pop Music Stars need to have their vocal cords severed.
\nQ – Qees are pretty fun little collector’s items.
\nR – Rainy days are something I look forward to.
\nS – “Simple” isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
\nT – Taking the train to NYC is something I never want to do again.
\nU – UPS delivery men are nowhere near as cute as the FedEx guys (around here anyway).
\nV – Vintage Gay Porn is way hotter than current industry offerings.
\nW – Walking (or hiking) in the woods is a good stress reliever.
\nX – Xylophones are very under-used in modern music.
\nY – You can never go home again.
\nZ – Zippered pants aren’t quite as fun a button-flys.
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