{"id":1460,"date":"2005-01-21T14:24:45","date_gmt":"2005-01-21T22:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2005-01-21T14:24:45","modified_gmt":"2005-01-21T22:24:45","slug":"tattoo-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1460","title":{"rendered":"Tattoo You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--110633601074115415--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/tattoo-01.jpg\"><br \/>Funny how things get started isn&#8217;t it? Put one drunk birthday girl and one in-need-of-distraction fella together and &#8230; BAM &#8230; the plan to go get tattoos is made. We&#8217;ve going back and forth this whole week. She thinks I am gonna weenie out. Ha! Me? My main concern is getting what I want (pictured above) and having it look good. I&#8217;ve seen plenty of really awful tattoos in my time. And what I want has plenty of shading and such. Yeah, I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;He wants to get the <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Apple<\/span><\/a> logo etched on to his body?!?!?&#8221; Yeah. Yeah, I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny how things get started isn&#8217;t it? Put one drunk birthday girl and one in-need-of-distraction fella together and &#8230; BAM &#8230; the plan to go get tattoos is made. We&#8217;ve going back and forth this whole week. She thinks I am gonna weenie out. Ha! Me? My main concern is getting what I want (pictured [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-ny","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}