{"id":1330,"date":"2004-10-08T13:05:54","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T21:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2017-09-29T11:07:50","modified_gmt":"2017-09-29T15:07:50","slug":"on-the-home-front-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1330","title":{"rendered":"Fun with Wiring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--109725605457244199--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/home_office-fan-2.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAh, you old ceiling fan &#8230; your days are numbered. I won&#8217;t have to look at your sorry gold and white ass much longer. I won&#8217;t have to hear you rattle from being installed so poorly. It&#8217;s nothing personal. I just hate gold &#8230; and the fact that your off-centered in the room.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/home_office-fan-1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nSee. That&#8217;s where the new fan is gonna go. Much, much better.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/home_ceiling-2.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nMmmmmm &#8230; a new ceiling box. See how it&#8217;s just waiting for new wiring and a new ceiling fan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/home_ceiling-1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nPainting will commence tomorrow. First the ceiling (see above color) and then the walls. Whee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, you old ceiling fan &#8230; your days are numbered. I won&#8217;t have to look at your sorry gold and white ass much longer. I won&#8217;t have to hear you rattle from being installed so poorly. It&#8217;s nothing personal. I just hate gold &#8230; and the fact that your off-centered in the room. See. That&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-home-improvements"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-ls","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5780,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions\/5780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}